BEELZEBOSS PRODUCTIONS
BEELZEBOSS IS THE HARROWING, PSYCHOLOGICAL DRAMA CHRONICLING THE ADVENTURES OF THREE MEN AND A POTTED PLANT....
"THIS IS THE PSYCHOTHRILLER OF THE DECADE! NOT TO BE MISSED!" - The New York Lulz
"IF YOU LIKE THE IDEA OF TIME TRAVELING HEADS AND RETARDED PLANTS, THIS MAJESTIC WORK WILL LEAVE YOU HAUNTED AND SCARED FOR A LONG TIME!" - ComicSpew Reviews
"BEELZEBOSS FULL OF FIRE! UG LIKE FIRE! I GIVE IT TWO CLUB UP!"- Caveman Times
MEET THE CAST
DAMIEN
Damien is our main protagonist. He's the son of the devil. He love fire long time! (In other words, don't fucking piss him off unless you like being REALLY hot!)
BALD SLAVE
Bald slave thinks he's a bit brighter than he really is. He seems intelligent enough, until he actually opens his trap. He's a bit bipolar, too. One second, he loves humanity the next he has lost all hope in it. He's also incredibly bald, however he has not yet reached 'Chromedome' status, which is his one goal in life.
LETHARGIC SLAVE
Lethargic slave is lethargic. 'Nuff said, really. But if you must know, he likes daisies, little bunny rabbits, and dashing the hopes of little girls by stealing those things. He's the smartest of the bunch with an I.Q. of 193, but he rarely speaks up so it doesn't generally show. The only thing that can break his lethargy is money. If cash comes his way, he might actually smile.
MEET THE AUTHORS
PAUL PAIRAN
Not much is known about the elusive Paul Pairan. Urban legends dictates that he might just be the oldest man alive and even more astoundingly, the Norse god of Thunder, Thor. This photograph of Paul was taken by 40 year old hobo Jimmy Timmyson, who at the time was on 15 different kinds of acid and suffering from a heroine overdose. This photograph may also confirm the existence of the WeeG-man and that he is somehow related to Paul. Just remember, DO NOT LOOK INTO HIS EYES!